Top 100 Things you Don’t Want the Sysadmin to Say

92. What software license?

73. You might as well all go home early today …

71. Ooops.

39. Hey Fred, did you save that posting about restoring filesystems
with vi and a toothpick? More importantly, did you print it out?

9. I got these instructions off the net. I’m going to follow
them exactly. Let’s see if they work.

funny as hell!