( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
( ) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT ( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I HAVE NEVER CRASHED INTO SOMEONE ELSE’S CAR
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
( ) I HAVE NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE ( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED ( ) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT (X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED ( ) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER (X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB ( ) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
( ) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER (X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO AMERICA
( ) I HAVE NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
( ) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR ( ) I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE ( ) I NEVER HAVE EATEN SUSHI
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SNOWBOARDING ( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH MYSELF ( ) I NEVER CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND ( ) I NEVER SEE THE GOOD SIDES OF THINGS.

Immer gut sowas am Freitag…

(via: fuck the mainframe)