Wer keine Lust hat sich den (übrigens echt guten) Film anzusehen der kann sich auch in 15 Minuten über die Grundzüge informieren lassen: Troy in 15 Minutes.

Ein Auszug (man beachte diesen prolligen Achilles):

Trojan Temple of Apollo Conveniently Located Outside the City Walls

ACHILLES: Sack the booty, kill the priests, and desecrate the temple!

EUDORUS: Uh… this is the temple of Apollo, right? Same god we worship, right?

ACHILLES: Your point…?

EUDORUS: My POINT is that we might PISS OFF our GOD.

ACHILLES: knocks head off golden statue of Apollo

EUDORUS: backs away slowly from the crazy

HECTOR: HEY! THAT’S OUR TEMPLE!

Achilles throws a spear at Hector’s men, killing a guy on horseback from, like, three miles away.

HECTOR: Does it not even bother you that you’re killing hundreds of men with wives and families?

ACHILLES: See, that’s why it’s a good thing that your brother’s a total whore.

HECTOR: …

(via: pocket blog)