Na wer hätte das gedacht? Bei Microsoft gibt es jetzt das Unix Haters Handbook zum Download.

Einen Auszug aus dem Inhaltsverzeichnis hätte ich auch schon mal da:

Part 1: User Friendly?

1.Unix. The World’s First Computer Virus 1. Welcome, New User! Like Russian Roulette with Six Bullets Loaded 1. Documentation? What Documentation? 1. Mail. Don’t Talk to Me, I’m Not a Typewriter 1. Snoozenet. I Post, Therefore I Am 1. Terminal Insanity. Curses! Foiled Again! 1. The X-Windows Disaster. How to Make a 50-MIPS Workstation Run Like a 4.77MHz IBM PC

“Microsoft scheint echt Angst vor Unix/Linux zu haben.”
Könnte man da denken. Allerdings hat der Autor noch folgende Erklärung veröffentlicht:

This book is ten years old . I started work on it in 1992 (maybe even 1991) while I was a professor at Stanford. My co-editors took over after I started work at Microsoft. (So no, it’s not a Microsoft conspiracy.) A lot has happened in the intervening decade.
This book’s target audience was people who themselves have noticed certain weaknesses in Unix at that time and could relate to our stories. Our goal was humor. Many readers have told us we succeeded in this. Even Eric Raymond liked it (his name is in the acknowledgements).
The book is not meant to be balanced, it is a screed, pure and simple. Is it over the top? Yes.
We wrote the contract with our publisher to have the copyright revert to us once the book went out of print. So yes, we have the right to publish it online. Feel free to mirror it where ever you want, print it out, and bind it.
Do I have any regrets? Yes, that the funniest item in the book probably isn’t anything we wrote, but is Dennis Ritchie’s anti-forword. We had asked Dennis to write a forword, thinking that since he was doing Plan 9 at that time it would give him an opportunity to talk about how he had moved on from Unix and fixed its flaws in his next OS. (We were young and had a lot chutzpah then.) He read the Preface, and then sent back his essay. He told us he had worked hard to make it match the tone of its surroundings.
If you enjoyed reading this book and felt it was worth the price of a least a movie and popcorn, send a $10 check to your favorite charity.

Also kein Futter für OS Grabenkriege im Troll Land. Gut so!