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Rules for living on Ibiza

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Diese Regeln hingen lange Zeit an meiner Wand. Ich wollte sie gerne auf instant-thinking aufhängen und da sind sie nun:

  • Sex is wonderful
  • 15 minutes of stretching every day
  • Accept that, because nobody is doing anything on Ibiza, everybody seems to be stressed out
  • You can´t always do what you want - here you have to do what needs to be done
  • Everything is relative
  • Always remember: Sometimes less is more
  • If you don´t like the spanish way of life - stay home!
  • Accept that there will always be somebody more beautiful than you
  • But make sure that nobody fucks like you
  • Sleep outside and stop watching TV
  • Always remember it´s your life - but also ours
  • What ever you do - do it properly and with conviction
  • Try to speak spanish
  • Life is alway going up and down - not just up
  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away
  • You can have more than you give but you can´t give more than you have
  • Never ever put your feet in shoes too small for you
  • Always remember the ibicencans just jumped out of the time gap. Enjoy the originality
  • Pay attention with the sangria on the beach
  • Don´t panic
  • Change your point of view from time to time
  • The less you know the more you enjoy
  • For adrenaline junkies: Instead of going 150mph on the freeway to San Antonio go bungee jumping or rock climbing without shoes
  • Humour is the smallest distance between two people
  • Clowns have to be clowns
  • Continious beat required
  • No tears for the creatures of the night